It was all going so well. The Lion King was playing in the living room and the little ones were quiet. Then came Max. He sprang into the room, announcing his desire to 'help'. So without further ado, here is Lydia & Max's guide to baking Oreo brownies...
You will need...
165g Butter, plus extra for greasing
200g Dark chocolate, finely grated (after 30 seconds of trying to grate the stupid skinny slab of chocolate which kept snapping, I just chopped it into small pieces, it worked fine)
2 Egg yolks
The seeds of 1 vanilla pod or 2 tsps vanilla extract (I used the latter)
165g Soft light brown sugar
2 Tbsp plain flour
1 Tbsp cocoa powder
154g Pack Oreo biscuits
Icing sugar (for dusting)
Preheat the oven to 180c/350f/gas 4. Grease and line a 20cm/8in square tin.
Wash hands. Explain to 2-year-old why they need to wash their hands. Position chair by sink, place 2-year-old on chair. Tell 2-year-old to stay still whilst you wash their hands. Tell 2-year-old not to get down. Recover 2-year-old from the other side of the kitchen and place back on chair. Wash their hands. Tell 2-year-old not to splash. Dry self and 2-year-old.
Position a chair by your working area and place 2-year-old on chair. Melt the butter in a pan over a low heat. Remove from heat and intercept just before 2-year-old's finger plops into the hot melted butter.
Extract chopped chocolate from 2-year-old's grasp and explain it's not for eating now. Add the chocolate to the butter, leave for a few minutes. Intercept again. When the chocolate has melted, stir together. Remove celery stalk from pan. Tell 2-year-old to stir less vigorously. Clean up splattered butter and chocolate mix from worktop/splashbacks/microwave/coffee machine.
Whisk the eggs, egg yolks and vanilla together in a large bowl until light and fluffy. Stop 2-year-old drinking vanilla extract.
Add the sugar in 2 additions, whisking between each. Pour the sugar around the egg mix so as not to knock the air out. (Read: chuck the lot in, followed by the measuring bowl). Remove the bowl and keep whisking until the mixture becomes stiff.
Once the egg mixture is ready, remove 2-year-old's hand from chocolate mixture and pour in, again around the sides so you don't knock the air out.
Retrieve eggy whisk from 2-year-old and set aside.
Add the flour, cocoa powder, salt and a third of the biscuits (or whatever you have left that's not in the child's mouth). Re-prepare the tin after finding the buttery paper on the dog's head, stir until combined and pour into the prepared tin.
Scatter the remaining biscuits (if you have any left) over the top, pressing them in slightly, and bake on the middle shelf for 25-30 mins. The middle will be slightly gooey.
Pass chocolatey spatula to 2-year-old so you get A MOMENT'S PEACE and pour yourself a gin.
Leave the brownies to cool in the tin. The top may sink and crack slightly but this will only add to the texture and reflects perfectly on your state of mind.
If you want to see the actual recipe and how it should be done properly, find it here
I just wish I'd taken more pictures, rather than just the end result. Cooking with toddlers is actually very
No 2-year-olds or dogs were hurt during the making of these brownies